August 31, 2005

An Apology and Other Matters

First, recently I posted a review of several comics-related blogs. However, as was pointed out to me, one of my comments may have been unnecessarily judgmental and insulting. In reviewing the post, I believe that I owe Chipped Ham Productions an apology - although it was one of those "I need a second look" posts, I made it sound as if it were completely without merit, and that was unnecessary, so Evan, I apologize.

Secondly, Logan at House of the Dead has a free comics contest. All it takes is an e-mail, so enter today!

Finally, please keep those impacted by Hurricane Katrina in your thoughts and prayers. And for those with loved ones in that area, you're in mine.

EDIT: I tweaked some of the code, and made some grammatical changes to this post. Just wanted to acknowledge this publicly.

August 28, 2005

Happy Birthday, Jack Kirby (and other stuff)...

First, a happy 88th to Jack Kirby - rather than reiterate the same old tributes, I'll let Fred Hembeck and Beaucoup Kevin share their thoughts.

But in terms of original content, be sure you listen to this - it's more entertaining than theology should be.

Also, a huge favor - I have a big job interview on Friday at 3:00 pm. It's a great opportunity, and I'm feeling confident, but I'm asking for just a little good vibes my way.

Thanks.

August 27, 2005

Hard Hitting DVD Reviews

Enough with the Marvel-style angst: you want reviews, you got 'em!!!!

(But first, be sure to check out Greg's contests. We'll still be here, and you can get free schwag).

The Young Ones: Every Stoopid Episode
: the Generation X version of Monty Python, with enough anarchic British humor to keep you going (even if only 12 episodes worth). Also, check out disc 3 with the premiere episode of Bottom, where Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson have plenty of fun with pheromones!

Bamboozled: Dear Spike Lee - Yes, this is supposed to be a satire (however ripped off it is from better movies), but the main rule of satire is for the characters to have some redeeming value. (Tommy Davidson and Paul Mooney come close...and there is Savion Glover's tap dancing). However, this is an ugly, pretenious movie, with one-dimensional characters, a lack of irony, and Damon Wayans doing the worst William Shatner impersonation on the planet. (Plus, Hollywood Shuffle handed the same thematic material in a much stronger way). I want those two hours of my life back, dammit!

The Specials - if you're looking for special effects driven superhero fights, this isn't the movie. If you want a clever character study of dysfunctional superheroes, this is your movie. Written by James Gunn (Lollilove, Scooby Doo, Tromeo & Juliet), this is an understated movie. It's worth renting, and you'll dig it.

L.A. Confidential - The great thing about this movie is that, even though it's a Hollywood version of Ellroy's book, his hard-hitting style of writing still shows through. Noir at its best. If you don't like this movie, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Quatermass - The Thinking Man's Doctor Who. It's an end-of-the-world scenario first presented in the 70s (and seems somewhat dated). However, it's a clever bit of writing, and has Simon "Manimal" MacCorkindale. Take that, Sci Fi Daily!

(Just a side note - I think the first three Quatermass stories should be remade. With all the advances in science, this is a concept just waiting to become a new franchise. Please feel free to snark away in the comments if you do not agree).

Doctor Who: The Leisure Hive:
Although cutting edge when made, this story (sadly) doesn't hold up well. Storywise, it is clever, but as the behind-the-scenes featurettes point out, the change of tone was not welcome by all. However, it does reveal something that a lot of 80s Who Fans suspected all along - JNT didn't care about telling a good yarn. Nevertheless, pretty decent - less City of Death than, say, The Sunmakers.

The Great Rock & Roll Swindle: Or, "How Much of a Talentless, Credit-Grabbing Wanker Malcolm McLaren is." Director Julian Temple later redeemed himself with The Filth & the Fury, and that's the DVD to rent, friends. Avoid Swindle like the plague.

Grace of My Heart - Thanks to Fred Hembeck, I saw this movie again. First time, I thought it was just a roman a clef of Carole King's life. The second time, I saw it for what it is: a well crafted love letter to Brill Building pop. A hidden masterpiece.

August 25, 2005

Bummer of the Day

So I'm browsing this morning, checking up on jobs that I had applied for, and found that one of them (one I didn't really want, very much) hired someone whom I was very close to, and whom...well, I had unrequited feelings for.

Does that feel positively stalkerish or what?

August 24, 2005

Mixed Bag 2: The Wrath of Khan

Check out these previous installments - that's right, friends, it's time once again for more Mixed Bag reviews! (And a hearty thanks to Roger for his kind words, proof positive that my idea to enclose a $20 bill with each disc was a wise investment) Let's face it, nothing says fun like mixtape (or mix CD) exchanges - so let's get with the reviewing!

First, Eddie from Renaissance Geek has come out with a home run, forming the first Mixed Bag hat trick. This disc is non-stop listenable, moving from rustic folk to New Wave bounce to dark sing-along to smoky torch to power pop....I think you get the picture. This disc has definitely captured my imagination, and is a definite keeper in the can't-live-without-it category.

I also want to thank Dave for his "simplemix" - the first line of the first song (about "playing with your office supplies") reminds me of my dad. (He once gave me a briefcase full of supplies pilfered from his office. I'm not making this up). It reminds me of the mix tapes I would do in college - no real theme, but just a bunch of cool songs that hang well together. Any disc that can encompass the New Pornographers, Elvis Presley, and Bad Religion is all right with me.

In counseling and psychotherapy, there's a concept called the "corrective emotional experience." Thanks to Thom's Into the Wabac Machine, I am cured of the neuroses that resulted from growing up in the 80's, aka "the dark ages of pop music". Basically a collection of great covers, it kicks off with a Sledge Hammer quote, then goes into a mega-dancable version of Duran Duran's "Reflex". Highlights include a punky "True Faith", a truly apocalyptic "1999", a punky "Every Breath You Take", a haunting "Eyes Without A Face"...maybe it's nostalgia, but this is another disc that I've listened to repeatedly. Your mileage may differ, but I dig this.

Finally, I am definitely going to buy more Ait/Planet Lar comics, especially after hearing the soundtrack to Astronauts in Trouble. I mean, George W. singing Queen? A Louis Prima tune that I never knew the title of (only knowing the drum beat) until now? It's a pretty heady mixture of tunes and miscellaneous sound bits (the tech support bit at the end - killer), but at least I can skip the non-music tracks if I choose. (I also want to thank him for the "Making of Astronauts in Trouble" - it's like having a "special features" section of my favorite comic. Heck, I may even get inspired to work on my own graphic novel - it lays it all out, and is an entertaining read in its own right.

Finally, check out this hip new humor blog. It's more fun than a poke with a sharp stick, if that's your idea of fun.

Also, for your information - a Christian's take on Bush (from Laura's blog).

August 22, 2005

Picture of the Day

Portrait of a blogger as a young troublemaker...

(EDIT - I fixed the link in "Bloggin' Around" for Zilla's Comics. Be sure to click and visit repeatedly!)

August 20, 2005

Bloggin' Around

I'm accepting the challenge - read ten new blogs and comment on them? Sure, why not - it's not like I had anything else to do at work yesterday. (Other than drink free soda and eat free microwave kettle corn). (I also gave myself a rule to only check out blogs that had been updated within the past 48 hours - yes, Laura said "a few weeks", but I was lazy). My ultimate criterion for whether I liked something or not - would I add it to my blogroll?

First up, Unqualified Offerings - although it was under comics blogs, it seemed more like a leftist political blog, which is fine. However, being used to Greg's and Chris' strong leftist writing, it just doesn't grab me. No blogroll for you!

Now, one definite addition is going to be Moose in the Closet - it's half blurb, half short prose piece, and some great reading. Definitely worth checking out, and possibly will head to the blogroll.

As my last former girlfriend keeps reminding me - Size Matters. (I've always wanted to use that joke). Focusing on mini-comics, it's a definite change from some of the major coverage. Great writing style, and the blogger shares my love of Starman. Definitely going on the blogroll.

The only thing clever about Chipped Ham Productions is the name - mostly a straightforward listing of comic solicitations and DVD releases. Nothing that really strikes home for me.

Counter-Culture reads a lot like a British version of Dorian's blog, only with a more acidic wit. And plus, that's an insult to both blogs - Counter-Culture contains some excellent insights into comics, and has the greatest comic blog quote I have ever read. Definitely on the blogroll.

Speaking of unfair comparisons, Pop Culture Gadabout does for Pop Culture what Mike's blog does for comics. Man, oh, man, I can't believe I missed this blog in my searches. This is mandatory reading, my friends.

Although it didn't spark my interest right away, I'm definitely checking out Tales from the Longbox again - a great mix of news with personal insight and sharing. Not bad, but maybe it was just the mood I was in - willing to give it another chance.

Next up, is the KC Comix Scene - that's right, 300 miles away, there's a thriving indie scene. Who knew? (More importantly - is there a St. Louis comix scene?) It's not enough to make me want to move to KC (I've visited twice, and hated it both times), but it is enough for me to want to read more.

If I could give grades for sheer fun, Zilla and the Comics Junkies would get an A triple plus. It's cool, enthusiastic, and it's "Panel of the Day" posts remind me of the small pleasures of comic reading. There's a great spirit and excitement to it, and is well worth your time.

Finally, there's Freak Comics - it's got Stickman downloads! I love Stickman! It's a good blog. Need I say more.

Luckily, this whole challenge has reintroduced me to Dr. Sordid, a comics blogger with a unique perspective. I can't believe that I actually never blogrolled him. Now I can make amends and do so.

August 17, 2005

Meme-ry, all alone in the moonlight

As you can see, I've added 52nd City (focusing on STL culture), Ramblin' with Roger, Eddie-torial Comments, and Spoilt! (from the same mind who brought you Cognitive Dissonance). This site and one of Andy's posts are not-so-subtle reminders: Set your standards high - if you don't buy lousy stuff, they may stop making lousy stuff.

Here's a meme that's going around, since both Roger and Greg have completed it; although I didn't get tagged, let's face it - I need to lose the man of mystery image I have. Plus, it's kind of fun to share.

1. Ten years ago: In August 1995, I had just moved to my first apartment, was working for a now-completed study, and working towards my master's in Counseling.

2. Five years ago: I was working for the Greater St. Louis Treatment Network, and had just begun getting involved in Metropolis St. Louis. Was also dating someone at the time that went nowhere.

3. One year ago: worked a conference that my now-former employer puts on, was continuing work in tobacco prevention, and basically...well, realized that I had no life. I think I had also started co-chairing a local coalition, and feeling royally burned after attempting to coordinate a circus that was a Metropolis election. (Me, bitter and cynical? Nah).

4. Yesterday: Went to my temp position, had a lunch meeting with the Young Friends Committee of Boys and Girls Town of Missouri, went home, and went straight to last night's County Council meeting. The ordinance was shot down, if you hadn't heard.

5. Today: Work, then head home, check my e-mail, and then visit friends.

6. Tomorrow: A meeting with the Missouri Public Health Association, followed by chairing a board meeting, and then some work. Tomorrow night - if I'm lucky - maybe laundry.

7. Five snacks I enjoy: popcorn, caramel bullseyes, bananas, pineapple...does a pint of Ben & Jerry's count as a snack?

8. Five bands I know the lyrics of most of their songs: Beatles, Replacements, The Jam, The Who, and Graham Parker and the Rumor.

9. Five things I would do with $100,000,000: pay off my pesky student loans; invest the rest in savings; purchase a house in St. Louis; start an education fund for my godson & my cousin's other kids; do some travelling.

10. Five locations I'd like to run away to: Rome, London, Toronto, Seattle, Chicago.

11. Five Bad Habits: I'm a bit of a pack rat, I bite my fingernails, I procrastinate (but am getting better), I can be a bit verbally abusive, and I make way too much meth. Just kidding on the meth - I can be too pessimissitic and worrying.

12. Five things I like doing: Blogging, reading books, seeing movies, Cardinals games (after years of living with bad baseball, it's refreshing to see some good baseball) and fishing.

13. Five TV shows I like: Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Doctor Who, The Prisoner, Lost, and The Denny Crane Show, er, I mean, Boston Legal

14. Famous People I'd like to meet: Living or dead. Jesus Christ, Groucho Marx, G.K. Chesterton, Alan Moore, and Robert B. Parker.

15. Biggest joys at the moment: My godson, Logan. My cat, Dax, despite her foul disposition. Cool job opportunities.

16. Favorite toys: My cell phone (with a cool Bejeweled game), and my lucky 8-ball. Yes, I own a Lucky 8-ball. Got a problem with that?

17. Five people to tag: Tom Cruise, the Pope, President Bush, Lindsey Lohan, and the guy who wrote The DaVinci Code. I'm trying to wean myself from tagging people - you can spread disease that way.

August 15, 2005

Wanna Get Political Tuesday Night?

(Especially if you're in St. Louis)

As you may be aware, the St. Louis County Council is working on an ordinance that would prohibit smoking in public places. Whatever your opinion on this issue, the County will begin sessions on the ordinance, and I am asking that, regardless of whether you live in the County or not, you consider making your voice heard at the next County Council meeting Tuesday August 16th at 6:30 pm. The County Council Chambers are located at 41 S. Central in Clayton. Speaker sign-in is at 6:15 pm, with the meeting beginning at 6:30 pm. Free parking is available right across the street from the building.

If passed, this ordinance will have regional, state, and national implications for the health and welfare of our residents. Already, the governor of Illinois has signed legislation loosening limits on clean indoor air policy. Please let your feelings on Missouri's direction on clean indoor air be known!

For more information/background, please head here and here

If you cannot make the meeting (or live outside of Missouri, but know someone in the region) I ask that you please forward this note (just click the little arrow/envelope icon) - no, you will not earn money, nor will you gain several years' good luck, but you will help in a historic event.

And if you are interested in other political blogs (this only touches on politics once in awhile), head to Lefty Blogs - just got an e-mail this afternoon; looks interesting.

August 14, 2005

Now That's Comedy

It's the "Louie, Louie" of comedians - a joke with the same set-up and punchline. Only difference is in the telling: over the years, it's grown more foul, more disgusting, and more perverted...and has been made into a movie.

Yes, I'm talking about The Aristocrats, the funnest movie ever made.

Why? It's not just about the joke - it's about how the joke has evolved. It's a Meyer-Briggs for Comedians - what the comedian does with the joke, how they tell it shows their personality. (And no, I didn't use Rorschach for a reason - Rorschach is about perception, not personality - at least, from what I remember from my psychological assessment classes).

There's a wide range of people talking, from Larry Storch (who doesn't look all that well) to George Carlin, from Gilbert Gottfried to Rita Rudner - in fact, my favorite version involves the Smothers Brothers. (If I didn't know better, I would swear that it was part of their act - of course, the SmoBros have had their own issues with censorship). Variations on a theme are presented, and even the South Park kids have their say.

If you think this movie sounds offensive, head to Michael Medved's site - there, you can complain about how this movie is "destroying the fabric of America" or something. Otherwise, leave us alone.

Random Bits of Goodness

First, check out Dr. Blink: Superhero Shrink # 2 - it's like Powers with a sense of humor, only better. I defy you not to smile after reading this.

Also, Chris and Greg both have contests, and Yet Another Comics Blog will be announcing a giveaway. Check 'em out.

Finally, my new # 2 referral comes as a result of this post. Never underestimate the power of the 'Skine, baby!

August 11, 2005

In Dreams

More Sandman-ish goodness, continuing from Tuesday's post....

First, was looking through the local mega-chain bookstore, and saw that DC had released a third (!) graphic novel collection, this time of "The Vamp" storyline. Keep it up, DC...and I can't wait until "Man of the Hour" and "The Mist." Trust me, read these storylines, and you'll never view the Golden Age the same way again.

Secondly, in response to Mike's comment - funny story behind the Sandman figure: I had originally ordered the first release (with more "traditional" gas mask) before leaving from Chicago for Oregon in 1998. Unfortunately, the vendor "lost" it. In Oregon, they could never get another version, and once I moved to St. Louis, the figure pictured was my first official "post-break-up-so- I-have-disposable-income" purchase. So it's my "I-had-a-yucky- engagement-and-all-I-got-was-a-Golden-Age-Sandman-action-figure" charm.

Finally, a fateful decision - while job seeking, I've decided to see if I can do some consulting part time. As many of my close and personals know, I've been in the non-profit biz for awhile, but am always looking for opportunities. (Plus, I might as well use my experience in a creative and flexible way). So if you know a non-profit (or a for-profit) in the St. Louis area who is seeking consultation on the following:
  • Capacity Building
  • Leadership
  • Strategic Planning
  • Workshop Development
  • Advocacy & Legislative Work
  • Public Speaking/Making an Argument
  • Organizational/Board Development
Please drop me a line, and I'll do the rest. (End of advertisement).

August 9, 2005

Tuesday's Child Is...Something, I Guess

First, even in the midst of a temp assignment, I'm still getting calls that I'll need to follow up on, and opportunities up the wazoo. (And we all know how painful that can be). Plus, right now I'm grooving to disc one of the Quincy Jones boxed set, courtesy of the Schlafly branch of the St. Louis Public Library - the second greatest library system in the world. (Here's the first)

Secondly, mob made a really good point in the comments - I don't want to be ageist, especially at my advanced age. What I'm wondering is, is there a good term of affection for you, the dear reader. My ideas (but I'm open to suggestions) include:
  • readers
  • campers
  • dudes & dudettes
  • hottentots, or
  • you sexy people
Finally, the obligatory comics post - thanks to Newsarama, there's going to be an interesting take on one of my all-time favorite series. And to celebrate, a photo - just for you!

August 6, 2005

Stuff To Read

My workshop yesterday totally rocked - didn't have a laptop for Power Point, but screw that - I just improvised. I'm feeling really good, a little tired, but that's to be expected.

Now, kids, just a few sites you should be in the know about:
  • First, check out Andy Martello's blog. He's a funny guy, and he was there when I was a (somewhat mediocre) open mike stand-up comic. Plus, he does a really good off-color impersonation of Alf.
  • I honestly think Something Old, Nothing New should be mandatory reading for anyone even interested in pop culture of the past. This month's postings range from Bill Murray to Porky Pig. You'll learn something, kids.
  • Finally, if you did DVDs, add Digitally Obsessed to your hotlist. (There's even an RSS Feed). The reviews alone will make your mouth water.

August 4, 2005

Things To Ponder

First, I've been catching The Young Ones, and it makes me wonder...Seth McFarlane of Family Guy has cited Rex Harrison as an influence, but does anyone else hear Rik Mayall in Stewie?

Also, if you have time to kill - whilst browsing the net, I came across this kinda cool Watchmen Personality Index. Not a meme - just kinda interesting. And here's my result. Go figure.

Now, kids, it's off to bed - have a half day of work, and a big presentation to make for my former employer in the PM. Haven't rehearsed, but hey, I'm known for being off the cuff. Good night, all.

August 2, 2005

Tempin' Ain't Easy

That's right - I haven't given up the search for a permanent job, but I got a call for my first temp assignment. (That's before I had an appointment with another temp agency - this blog entry comes straight from the Central Branch of the St. Louis Public Library - thank 'em when you get a chance).

Of course, it's going to be a challenge - it's through the end of this week, and I have 1) an interview late Thursday afternoon and 2) a big presentation to present at my former employer's youth conference on Friday.

I know what you're saying - "Gordon, you're a well-read babe magnet. You have an advanced degree. Why are you settling for temp work?"

And there's the rub - it's temporary. Unlike some other local bloggers I know, I won't blame my predicament on "Bush's America" or "evil employers", because 1) all of my former employers are not evil; 2) it's just not cool to blame people, and 3) despite the economic situation, I can - at the very least - do something to take care of myself. If it means using my freakishly fast 80-words-a-minute keyboard speed, so be it.

(Hey, I can be secretary for the Justice League - how cool is that?

I also found out that I'm one of ten (10!) candidates for a part-time executive director position (which I would, well, have to hit the the ground running on to make it full time), which helps sweeten the deal. Although I'm going to have to be a clerical wage monkey, at the same time, I'm stoked - usually, I get a job when I'm the most busy, and if this is a sign of things to come, the offers should just be pouring in (as long as I network, send out my resume, etc).

And by the way, kids, avoid Primerica - I "interviewed" there, meaning they tried to sell me on their pyramid scheme, er, I mean, "entrepreneurial opportunity." When you get a sales pitch rather than are asked about your job skills, big clue. Plus, this Google search links to many articles, some of which are interesting.

So kids, have fun, behave yourselves, and remember - erasers are not edible.

August 1, 2005

How Ya Got Here

It's everyone's favorite blogging game - when you can't think of something substantial to write about, check out the referral logs and make snide comments! Join on in!

(And also be sure to check out how one Canadian is more "American" in fighting for free speech than some of us under the border - great stuff from the Accordion Guy!)

soured rotton - I love this dish, especially covered in cilantro

download big finish audios free - why not just purchase them here? Save yourself a boatload of federal prosecution.

"harry potter" "so you want to be a wizard" ripoff - Ah, if only it were that easy.

gordon song a gordon for me a gordon for you etc - E-I-E-I-OOOOOHH! (Sorry, couldn't resist)

of mice and men different creative endings - my favorite Of Mice and Men ending involves flying monkeys.

what is the song that cj craig performs the jackal to - Um, "Baby Hit me One More Time?"

Liefeldian - I get credit and royalties for creating this word. Honest.

ajay, st. louis, blog - right here

nude pics of tracy beaker - you know, I guess Blogger is to porn what Yahoo Mail! is to spam, or something.

greg brill blog - the blog of Ian's evil twin

"mark valley" "faraway" - no it isn't; it's only about half an hour down highway 40 (or, as they
say in Missouri, "fahrty").

fifth doctor who theme song - "I fly through space, I fight Daleks, I like to press wild flowers..."

who needs a social life - 97% of the population, that's who.

The So Long Goodbyes - I love this band, especially their big hit, "She Was Only a Stock- broker's Daughter, but Everyone Wanted Their Share"'

Goodnight Mister Tom Michelle Magorian compare similar difference film movie - Kids, don't drink and blog. Seriously.

The Doll House play foreshadowing - I think it happens in Act One, when Uncle Vanya leads a Romulan fleet into Federation space.

swingers movie lines - this search is so money, baby.

charlie chaplin symbolism - His mustache represents angst, and his cane represents socialism, or something.

family guy quotes - "Damn you all!" (And by the way, for those who are fans - is it just me, or do the new episodes totally suck?)

unemployment blog - a depressing read.

is the boondock saints based on a true story - kids, this is what "Jamie Lee Curtis strip scene" was a few months ago - the most common search.

SWINGERS FOR CASH - hey, a guy's gotta earn money somehow

tardy turtle quiet song - crayons taste like purple.

And don't forget - my top five referral sites. You'll all get a special prize.

Thanks, kids, and remember: orange sherbert + vanilla ice cream = fun summer treat!