I love you dearly - you're like the kid brother who gets bullied mercilessly by me and my friends. The one I never had growing up.
Anyway, all I have to say is....the Nairobi Trio.
Contemplate *This*, Pal!
P.S. You know that if the Internet were around in the 1950s, this Ernie Kovacs clip would have been so viral.
P.P.S. You young 'uns on the Internet please feel free to turn this into a meme. The Internet's serious business, you know.