What If Groucho Marx Were A Social Media Pundit (Special Edition)

(A brief note of explanation -this was originally presented as part of a now defunct work-related blog; because I am rather proud of this, I'm representing it here, with some jokes taken out and some added. Please feel free to tweet/bookmark/e-mail this site. Enjoy!)

Linked In is like your grandpa's social media, but who wants to use your grandpa's social media. Nobody. Not even your grandma.

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Welcome to MySpace, where the beer is warm, the women are cold, and I'm hot under the collar.

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Go, and never darken my YouTube channel again.

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I never forget a Facebook profile, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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From the moment I saw your blog until I closed my browser, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading your blog.

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Gentlemen, Chicolini may look like a retweeter, and sound like a reTweeter, but don't let that fool you. He really is a "ReTweeter"

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I don't have a Flickr account, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks