First, in the spirit of Boing Boing's linking policy, you can only link if you send me your credit card and PIN numbers, a pint of blood, and all the Marx Brothers' movies on DVD.
(Actually, link to your heart's connect - all these people did! And they suffered no ill effects!
Also, if you know of anyone who lives in Ballwin, MO, please let me know ASAP. We're doing some legislative work, and need constituents!