A Word About Office Toys

I am a firm believer in office toys - those items that, although seemingly inappropriate, make creativity possible.

As you can see, like many of my colleagues, I have several office toys at my cubicle at work:


But unlike everyone else, I have one item in my cubicle that is so powerful, so mind-blowingly cool that not it only elevates me to a new plateau, but that is incapable of being photographed by even the best cameras. Stand before the might of the ultimate in office accessories:

WOLVERINE PEZ DISPENSER