First, I would like to point out that every day at the office begins with me....starting at a triceratops with a tiara. This, ladies and gentlemen, should be filed under Just. Plain. Wrong.
Also, it has felt like lately, this song has been the soundtrack to my life. And in a completely different context than I'm used to:
But even though I have the ultimate in office toys, there is another which is a very close second:
HULK PEZ DISPENSER