Two Non-Denominational Ways to Celebrate Next Tuesday and Wednesday

As I've suggested on this blog before, let's make an effort - for all of those confused by their holiday options - to consider celebrating on 12/25 either Bogie Day:


Or Serling Day:


So the next time someone complains about whether you say "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas" or "Whack A Mole Day"...just smile, wish them a happy Bogie (or Serling) Day (your choice, really), and remind them that it's all about the holiday.
And avoiding fruitcake.