Since Greg stole this idea - a random sentence for each month of a blog - I'm going to steal it. (Plus, I have a line on a temp work assignment, and I'll be hopefully gainfully employed permanently within the next few weeks.) Enjoy!
January - I now must make Fred Hembeck cake
February - I mean, crikey, Peter Parker has seen more action than I have!
March - Right now, working with Franklin County is like rehabbing a tin shack into the Playboy mansion, and I mean that in a good way
April - ...eating breaded steak sandwiches the size of Doberman puppies.
May - We concluded he was either 1) playing golf and/or 2) downloading Internet porn
June - There's nothing wrong with being a semi-lame duck
July - However, I wouldn't go out of my way to download this story illegally
August - So it's my "I-had-a-yucky-engagement-and-all-I-got-was-a-Golden-Age-
Sandman-action-figure" charm..
September - All I can say is, for everything I lack in scientific knowledge, I more than make up for in watching bad television for most of my life
October - Lesson learned: never leave penguini unsupervised.
November - (Our new motto: more wacky links than Delenda Est Carthago).
December - ....or "how I learned to stop worrying and appreciate those who cleaned out their Firefox bookmarks for my entertainment"
Thanks, and enjoy!
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